A panorama of unique gay memories in Pattaya

Report from an interesting posting called gay Pattaya (Thailand)

By gay Suzy Size who knows everything about gay Pattaya and gay Thailand

You won’t believe this one: One night-it was during the past rainy season - I was sitting as usual in gay Pattaya Boyztown watching all that rain come down. I had a first row seat at gay Panorama and was rather bored desultorily sipping a Heineken. Not far from me there was a gorgeous young blond also counting all those rain drops falling in the soi. Soi watching is the main attraction of gay Panorama (and gay Pattaya) but that night the nearly deserted soi offered little to the jaded eye. Suddenly I realized that blond was watching me – old and gay Suzy Size - out of the corner of his eyes, quite intently. Normally I am not interested in gay Farangs, why should I live in gay Thailand otherwise? But that guy really had the looks. Like a younger brother of Brad Pitt. Not as muscular, of course, more angelic and with long blond hair. A gay farang dream come true in gay Thailand or gay Pattaya.

I tried not to pay too much attention to the gay beauty at the other table. Too many cock teasers around all over the gay world I have found which is true also in gay Pattaya. No, I do not need another gay Thailand disappointment, I do not like this kind of gay game. It is just silly and not gay at all. Why should such a good looking guy in gay Pattaya be interested in an old tart like moi? Now he was even grinning directly at me. Scandal in gay Pattaya. I turned around, nobody sitting behind me looking out at the street in gay Pattaya. He really tried to play his vicious hoax on me. Come on, Baby, get lost! I was smiling back. Surprise in gay Thailand!

He pointed to the empty chair besides him. No, I am not making such a queer fool out of myself. What will the gay waiters in Pattaya (Thailand) think that always watch me? And my friends amongst the gay Pattaya and Thailand beach boys? After all I still have a little bit of reputation left to loose, not much though, I agree here in gay Pattaya. I pointed at the empty chair besides me. He readily moved over, just like in the movies: A charming Californian gay guy, hot, and maybe slightly interested in old gay Suzy Size, stuck in gay Thailand (gay Pattaya). We conversed for quite a while. I told him about my gay Thai boy friend, this and that and even the other about gay life in Thailand and Pattaya. Listened,to what he had to say. And as I was about to leave he said: “Could you not introduce me to somebody gay as good looking as you in gay Pattaya?”

Even though, I was flabbergasted, I had no intentions in that direction at all. We left this wonderful gay Pattaya outlet together, had a one night stand and I have never seen him since. Gay memories are made of this. Even in gay Pattaya or the whole of gay Thailand.

Now, during the high season, it is not always easy to find a front row seat at popular gay Panorama in Pattaya. It is maybe the most popular place in the whole of gay Thailand. There are definite reasons why this is a popular gay hang out in Pattaya. The music is never too loud and it is possible to talk without yelling while missing half the points your friends make. And, for those who like to win, in the Saturday raffle good prizes are given away by the generous owners of the oldest gay Pub in Pattaya.

The Panorama is heaven for any gay voyeur from all over the world. And who of us gay guys is without that gentle vice? I see the gay beach boys enter the stage in the rear, playing darts as a convenient Pattaya pastime. Now, clothes partly conceal what they displayed at the gay Jomtien beach. You can fantasize about the goodies they hide again sitting in this oldest Pattaya gay pub. They get dressed in order to get undressed by me or other connoisseurs. Strange. Such is gay life in Pattaya, Thailand, the world. The former Security Chief of the Queen (from England, of course, dummy!) seems to be back in gay Pattaaya as well, having a good time at gay Panorama. Out in the soi I see that a little (?) occasional friend of mine, Big Mac, as he calls himself, is obviously back in gay Pattaya Boyztown. Where might he have been all these months? I have interesting memories of him. Over there, in the corner, in front of gay Amor, is the loan shark of this gay Pattaya soi. He charges exorbitant fees to the boys (gay or not gay) he entrusts with credit. Then there is this beautiful gay Russian back again, a bit too slim this time but still with his intriguing smile. What does he do in gay Pattaya, in gay Thailand? Other foreign and mainly local food for thought and memories walk by. Time for a joke: I am on a diet. I only eat Seafood. Which means, I eat all the food I see. Well, it doesn’t get much worse than that sitting n this oldest pub of gay Pattaya, Thailand!

A derogatory word on the other gay Pattaya guests: Some are really, really ugly and fat. And this is a free and handy consolation for moi. As long as you can find one gay guy uglier than yourself, feel happy and rejoice! Gay Suzy Size has no problem of spotting masses of them sitting here at the oldest pub of gay Pattaya. Some are really old and might have been better off if they had died some years ago. Of course, I am definitely not talking about myself! Some are really loud-why can’t they talk at a normal, conversational sound level in gay Pattaya? - you get to hear some gay personal details that you really would not care to hear. And some are always pissed, always. I have to count my drinks carefully, nowadays, the liver, you know . . . another victim of gay Pattaya.

And now we get into dangerous territory. Enters Wood, from gay Bangkok. Without his farang boyfriend, who is apparently away overseas. Wood, oh gorgeous gay Thailand Wood. Can I resist the great gay temptation this time? Is it ethical or fair to take advantage of the absence of that gay farang lover here in gay Pattaya? I know him slightly, after all. Well, he is quite a close friend, or was at least. Wasn’t he? Wood, oh gorgeous Wood. How will another fascinating night at gay Pattaya, gay Thailand Panorama end this time?

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